◇ FARE CLASSES ◇

Choose Your Cabin.

One ticket. One time. No mileage program, no loyalty tier, no email newsletter. We promise.

◇ ECONOMY
PASSENGER CLASS

The Free Pass

$0/ forever

"The galley cart will reach you eventually."

  • ◇3 boarding-pass auto-replies per day
  • ◇8 packable items (the basics)
  • ◇1 voice: Generic Founder
  • ◇Copy email + download PNG (with watermark)
  • ◇Public share link with QR code
  • ◇View leaderboard (no voting)
  • ◇Daily challenge access (1 attempt)
Board with the rabble →
✈ FIRST CLASS
PASSENGER CLASS

First Class

$1.99/ one-time
No subscription. No upsells. Lifetime cabin upgrade.

"The flight attendant knows my name. I do not know hers."

  • ✈Unlimited deploys, forever
  • ✈All 14 packable items including 6 luxury extras
  • ✈5 bonus personas (Crypto Founder Who Just Lost $40M, Mommy-Influencer-Coach, Failed AI Pivoter, TED Speaker With A Beef, VC Who Tweets In One Word)
  • ✈Watermark removed (the foil is real now)
  • ✈Weekly leaderboard voting power
  • ✈"Lost Luggage" unhinged follow-up mode
  • ✈Saved gallery of your last 20 boarding passes
  • ✈Unlimited daily-challenge re-rolls
  • ✈Initiate /vs duel challenges

Single payment · Lifetime access · Stripe checkout

IN-FLIGHT SERVICE COMPARISON

The honest difference.

Daily deploys
◇ 3
✈ Unlimited
Packable items
◇ 8 standard
✈ 14 (incl. 6 luxury)
CEO personas
◇ 1 (Generic)
✈ 6 (incl. Crypto-Founder-Lost-$40M)
Watermark
◇ Visible
✈ Removed
Leaderboard voting
◇ —
✈ Yes
Saved gallery
◇ —
✈ Last 20 passes
Lost Luggage mode
◇ 1-time tease
✈ Every pass
Initiate duels
◇ —
✈ Yes
Daily re-rolls
◇ —
✈ Unlimited
✈ FREQUENT FLYERS ✈

Heard at the lounge.

“
I packed a Patek, a Marcus Aurelius, and a vial labeled "mushroom microdose (legal in Portugal)." My COO asked if I was okay. I've never been more okay.
— Anonymous Founder, Series B SaaS
“
The boarding pass is now my LinkedIn banner. Inbound has tripled. I do not know what I am doing.
— Verified TED Speaker With A Beef
“
I sent my actual auto-reply through this. Three engineers quit. Two reapplied the next week. Net headcount: positive.
— Pre-Seed CEO, undisclosed yacht near Capri
◇ PRE-FLIGHT QUESTIONS ◇

Frequently asked, briskly answered.

No.
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✈ 30-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ✈

Refunds available for the next 30 days.

Though refunding $1.99 will cost us more in Stripe fees than the refund itself, so really, please don't. If you hated the experience that much, we'd rather you frame the boarding pass and tell the story at parties.

Now boarding.

One ticket. One time. Your colleagues will screenshot it. Your CEO will recognize it. Their lawyer probably won't.

Gate B12 — Do not disturb