✈ THE OUT-OF-POCKET ✈
Pack a CEO's carry-on.
Whatever you stuff into the suitcase becomes your auto-reply. The boarding pass is the artifact.
Deploys today: 0/3 · 8/14 items unlocked
Pack 4 items0/4 · flex level
↑ drag items into the suitcase. click packed items to unpack. ↑
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Satellite Phone
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Vacheron (single)
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47-page Reading List
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Signed Marcus Aurelius
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Microdose Vial
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Theragun
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Erewhon Smoothie
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Q4 SYNERGY Trophy
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Tesla Key Fob
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Jet Tail Number Card
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Patek 5711
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Fountain Pen (€42k)
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Tax Domicile Folder
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Bored Ape NFC Card
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Pack 4 items
Drag absurd flexes into the carry-on. The sillier, the better.
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Pick a destination
Roll the split-flap board. Davos, silent retreat, undisclosed yacht.
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Get your boarding pass
Real Gmail-ready auto-reply + a screenshot-bait pass with QR.